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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>assholes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @assholes)</generator><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>~ Today Is The Day :: I Am Inundated By Men Wearing Blazers and Jeans</title><description>~ Today Is The Day :: I Am Inundated By Men Wearing Blazers and Jeans: 
So, I’ve been here in...</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/53783180</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/53783180</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:33:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>~Today Is The Day :: I Head to Germany</title><description>~Today Is The Day :: I Head to Germany: 
It’s true, I’m on my way out.  See you around, Canada....</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/53195344</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/53195344</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:26:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Binge and Purge</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAneld1whjwGkJLmADo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://bingepurge.wordpress.com" target="_blank"&gt;Binge and Purge&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52798998</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52798998</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:04:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Favorite Python of the Day
“It’s Wolfgang Amadeus...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CM4lPH6N7zU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CM4lPH6N7zU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;My Favorite Python of the Day&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It’s Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52355329</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52355329</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:17:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Debate in a Nutshell</title><description>wreckandsalvage:


McBama favors the Billionaire Bailout.
McBama won’t say what programs have to be...</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52269592</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/52269592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:50:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sarah Silverman is Always Funny</title><description>	


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51913773</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51913773</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My favorite song of the day:
David Bowie - Let’s Dance...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assholes.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/51903405/O8Ed0qDAnecolpblPqPxde2j&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;My favorite song of the day:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Bowie - Let’s Dance (Album Version)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51903405</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51903405</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:17:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love women.
I especially love Iman.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnecnnbgnes54xDsgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love women.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I especially love Iman.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899490</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899490</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:51:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hot.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnecnmjwwfwAfQKoso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hot.</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899405</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899405</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:50:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Iman is soooo hot.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnecnlxgcTtv53ia8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Iman is soooo hot.</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899319</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51899319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:50:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Palin’s Witch Hunting Pastor

WTF, seriously.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JsDfkAnCvKY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JsDfkAnCvKY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Palin’s Witch Hunting Pastor&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WTF, seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51862340</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51862340</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:23:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A People’s History of American Empire
by Howard Zinn</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Arn3lF5XSUg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Arn3lF5XSUg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A People’s History of American Empire&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by Howard Zinn&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51804272</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51804272</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:17:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In Defense of Hipsters</title><description>In Defense of Hipsters: This is one of the best articles I have read in recent memory.  </description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51781926</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51781926</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:37:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thisrecording:

In Which You Might Want to Save That Move For A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/7f5j0qCEPe72p6bgLV04ip2Do1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisrecording.tumblr.com/post/51284387/in-which-you-might-want-to-save-that-move-for-a" target="_blank"&gt;thisrecording&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisrecording.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/in-which-you-might-want-to-save-that-move-for-the-second-date/" target="_blank"&gt;In Which You Might Want to Save That Move For A Second Date&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the things people say on first dates&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this one’s a must read ppl&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is great, great, great!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51770596</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51770596</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:51:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Newest from me.

More @ Binge and Purge.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnebd6urhTcQMFwKDo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Newest from me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;More @ &lt;a href="http://bingepurge.wordpress.com" target="_blank"&gt;Binge and Purge&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51758450</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51758450</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My current favorite Python sketch.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ur5fGSBsfq8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ur5fGSBsfq8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My current favorite Python sketch.</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51167098</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/51167098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:34:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Couples That Have Serious Issues</title><description>

“I am so fucking mad, I can’t even make a bunny shadow puppet!!”



“Oh...</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50896677</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50896677</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:44:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>THINGS THAT DON'T WORK #12 &amp; #13</title><description>sadandbeautifulworld:




#12. Punks “organizing” any type of anti-capitalism/government...</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50696184</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50696184</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:10:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kettering:
sacredsquid
Don’t pretend you don’t love...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PBKbqCsksdo1q8znV3T1PCSB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kettering.tumblr.com/post/50628537/sacredsquid" target="_blank"&gt;kettering&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sacredsquid.com/post/49398396/at-la" target="_blank"&gt;sacredsquid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t pretend you don’t love this.  Don’t even pretend that you don’t love every cute or strange cat picture in existence.  CATS ARE HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE AND I STAND BEHIND MY DECISION TO POST ANOTHER CAT PICTURE.  IT IS NOT LAZY.  LOOK AT THESE CATS! THEY ARE POSED TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE CAMPING IN THE WINTER.  WHO THE FUCK CAMPS IN THE WINTER?  CERTAINLY NOT CATS.  AND THUS, THE BEAUTY OF THIS PICTURE IS REVEALED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look at the widdle kiddehs.  The cutest kiddehs.  We can impose our own social stigmas and personal issues on pictures of kiddens.  You wanna cheezeburger, widdle kiddehs?  It’s awfully cold out there, camping in the snow.  You look scared.  You can haz cheezeburger.  Awww, cute kiddehs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50688030</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50688030</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sadandbeautifulworld:


“Just leave me alone!”
“I’m sorry, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/NNkKGtuRXdyfdg42GFQjYq7zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sadandbeautifulworld.tumblr.com/post/50436585/just-leave-me-alone-im-sorry-i-didnt" target="_blank"&gt;sadandbeautifulworld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Just leave me alone!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean that”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Wait….don’t go!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Sigh….why do I always do this? When am I going to get it together?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



I hear you, Man Thing.</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50436997</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/50436997</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:53:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
