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Dont believe me? Read this article &lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="http://1.usa.gov/UiEzt1?755" target="_blank"&gt;http://1.usa.gov/UiEzt1?755&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/34135132653</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/34135132653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:07:27 -0400</pubDate><category>get money</category><category>dough</category><category>getting money</category><category>top</category><category>top careers</category><category>top jobs</category></item><item><title>Biggest job industries in 2012</title><description>&lt;h1&gt;
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			Best Jobs of 2012 - &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com-job.be/news/read.php?Article987365&amp;amp;i=1" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com-job.be/news/read.php?Article987365&amp;amp;i=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/28221077171</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/28221077171</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:00:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>business</title><description>&lt;h1&gt;
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			Best Jobs of 2012 - &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com-job.be/news/read.php?Article987365&amp;amp;i=1" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.msnbc.msn.com-job.be/news/read.php?Article987365&amp;amp;i=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/28066857662</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/28066857662</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:27:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Most Recent Top 57 Albums</title><description>&lt;p&gt;In January, I made a &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/71247164/my-top-75-favourite-albums-of-all-time"&gt;Top 75 Albums&lt;/a&gt; list.  Now, just to be difficult, I&amp;#8217;ve made a top 57 albums list.  Perhaps I am feeling a bit dyslexic today.  A lot of albums got cut.  Mostly because I&amp;#8217;m just not listening to them anymore. A lot of albums got rearranged. Mostly because I&amp;#8217;m listening to them more.  And more music is on the way. So look for another list, probably in a few months.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These aren&amp;#8217;t terribly prioritized once you get down in the list.  Mostly because it is super hard to do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Knife - Silent Shout&lt;br/&gt;Björk - Volta&lt;br/&gt;The Knife - Deep Cuts&lt;br/&gt;Leonard Cohen - The Future&lt;br/&gt;Tom Waits - Rain Dogs&lt;br/&gt;Fever Ray - Fever Ray&lt;br/&gt;Joanna Newsom - Ys&lt;br/&gt;Emily Haines &amp;amp; The Soft Skeleton - Knives Don’t Have Your Back&lt;br/&gt;Philip Glass - Koyaanisqatsi&lt;br/&gt;M.I.A. - Kala&lt;br/&gt;Paul McCartney - Ram&lt;br/&gt;Crass - Penis Envy&lt;br/&gt;The Beatles - White Album&lt;br/&gt;Leonard Cohen - New Skin For the Old Ceremony&lt;br/&gt;M.I.A. - Arular&lt;br/&gt;Santogold - Santogold&lt;br/&gt;The Fiery Furnaces - EP&lt;br/&gt;Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született&lt;br/&gt;Zounds - The Curse of Zounds!&lt;br/&gt;Talking Heads -  Fear of Music&lt;br/&gt;Joanna Newsom - Milk-Eyed Mender&lt;br/&gt;Burial - Untrue&lt;br/&gt;MSTRKRFT - Remixes&lt;br/&gt;Tom Waits - Bone Machine&lt;br/&gt;Yelle - Pop-Up&lt;br/&gt;Air - Moon Safari&lt;br/&gt;Justice - Cross&lt;br/&gt;Neil Young - Trans&lt;br/&gt;Stereolab - Oscillations From The Anti-Sun&lt;br/&gt;Beck - Sea Changes&lt;br/&gt;Goose - Bring It On&lt;br/&gt;Muscles - Guns Babes Lemonade&lt;br/&gt;The Fiery Furnaces - Bitter Tea&lt;br/&gt;Tom Waits - Mule Variations&lt;br/&gt;Battles - Mirrored&lt;br/&gt;The Beatles - Abbey Road&lt;br/&gt;The Lonely Island - Incredibad&lt;br/&gt;Ladytron - Witching Hour&lt;br/&gt;Björk - Homogenic&lt;br/&gt;Dead Kennedys - Frankenchrist&lt;br/&gt;X-Ray Specs - Germfree Adolescents&lt;br/&gt;Devo - Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo&lt;br/&gt;David Bowie - Let’s Dance&lt;br/&gt;Steve Reich - Sextet &amp;amp; Six Marimbas&lt;br/&gt;Crass - The Feeding of the 5000&lt;br/&gt;Stereolab - Dots and Loops&lt;br/&gt;Scott Walker - The Drift&lt;br/&gt;Bad Brains - I Against I&lt;br/&gt;Subhumans - EP/LP&lt;br/&gt;Bob Marley  - Uprising&lt;br/&gt;Skinny Puppy - The Process&lt;br/&gt;Camera Obscura - Let’s Get Out of This Country&lt;br/&gt;The Modernist - Explosion&lt;br/&gt;Conflict - The Ungovernable Force&lt;br/&gt;White Magic - Dat Rosa Mel Apibus &lt;br/&gt;Underworld - Beaucoup Fish&lt;br/&gt;Blonde Redhead - Misery is A Butterfly&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/220991104</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/220991104</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:26:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>9gag:
Evolution of Man</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koy85bMclM1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/171520410/evolution-of-man" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/11248" target="_blank"&gt;Evolution of Man&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171648852</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171648852</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:48:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>counterforce:

realrealsoft:krispayne:

Hi! I’m Carl Sagan, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/jpabMO0dWpblf9ykrygEKOE1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://counterforce.tumblr.com/post/132916971/realrealsoft-krispayne-hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i" target="_blank"&gt;counterforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://realrealsoft.tumblr.com/post/132682826/krispayne-hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i-hang-out-in" target="_blank"&gt;realrealsoft&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://krispayne.tumblr.com/post/132664705/hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i-hang-out-in-the-fucking" target="_blank"&gt;krispayne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Hi! I’m Carl Sagan, and I hang out in the fucking COSMOS&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/132997533</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/132997533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:39:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It had to be done.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod400duDy7za8fKo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It had to be done.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118695642</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118695642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:05:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod2sv0bAJkU8In3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118680087</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118680087</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:32:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is pretty much my favourite thing that I have ever made.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod1bj58wFkeY6sao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is pretty much my favourite thing that I have ever made.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118664236</link><guid>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118664236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:50:53 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
