“I am so fucking mad, I can’t even make a bunny shadow puppet!!”
“Oh c’mon, Diane. Do you really have to steal my celestial energy just because I forgot to do the dishes??”
“Holy shit.
Holy shit!
You just broke the sound barrier!!!”
#12. Punks “organizing” any type of anti-capitalism/government “revolution” in the interest of “socal change.” Riiiiiiggggght…oy oy..don’t bother, you weiners.
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#13. My Uncle Sal. He seriously has not worked an honest day’s work since ‘88. He spends his day watching “Falcon’s Crest” re-runs on VHS cassettes that my Aunt Betty taped back in the day. When he is not pre-occupied with watching “Falcon’s Crest”, he spends his days TALKING about “Falcon’s Crest”. You wouldn’t think that a man born and raised in Des Moines Iowa would be so into the feuding factions of the wealthy Channing/Gioberti family in the Californian wine industry, but that is where you would be wrong. As a side note, he also polishes old war medals when Aunt Betty has people over. My Uncle has never been in the military, let alone an actual war. Aunt Betty tells me that the medals were bought at the same swap meet where they bought the Ab Roller that sits in the basement. You know the one….it’s right by the Snoopy Sno-Cone machine and the Trivial Pursuit genus edition with all the missing pieces.
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Don’t pretend you don’t love this. Don’t even pretend that you don’t love every cute or strange cat picture in existence. CATS ARE HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE AND I STAND BEHIND MY DECISION TO POST ANOTHER CAT PICTURE. IT IS NOT LAZY. LOOK AT THESE CATS! THEY ARE POSED TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE CAMPING IN THE WINTER. WHO THE FUCK CAMPS IN THE WINTER? CERTAINLY NOT CATS. AND THUS, THE BEAUTY OF THIS PICTURE IS REVEALED.
Look at the widdle kiddehs. The cutest kiddehs. We can impose our own social stigmas and personal issues on pictures of kiddens. You wanna cheezeburger, widdle kiddehs? It’s awfully cold out there, camping in the snow. You look scared. You can haz cheezeburger. Awww, cute kiddehs.
I hear you, Man Thing.“Just leave me alone!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean that”
“Wait….don’t go!”
“Sigh….why do I always do this? When am I going to get it together?”
That’s me! :)In Which Ceci N’est Pas Une Post
Our girl Melanie puts her face up to the surrealism glass.
Since Tyler wrote such a great post about Tumblr and the blogs herein, I am inspired to share my favorite of favorites.
Sad And Beautiful World (aka Critical Assignment Arms)
I don’t know how he pulls this stuff out of his brain every day at work. I sit across from him and assume he is looking at titties or something about Dennis Wilson and he pulls this on me. I am constantly amazed. It’s a great source of joy in my day. :)
In no particular order:
Totally Dissimilar, Yet Unlike In Every Way #6
Henry the Vacuum Cleaner Continues His Dissertation on Virginia Woolf
Things That Make Me Rethink Eating Sauerkraut #5
The Guy With the Baseball Hat and Small Dick….Fuck You.
The Fiscal Revival Hulk Oh, alright, I made this one but he posted it and he inspired it.
Totally Dissimilar, Yet Unlike In Every Way #2
The Periodic Table of the Elements as Concert Seating
My favorite couple, too!!!!Alex’s favorite celebrity couple; Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg in NY during Fashion Week.
Space Olympics was sporadically funny, as was Cathy. SNL premiere on the whole was a wash.
