21 Sep 2008

My current favorite Python sketch.

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19 Sep 2008

Couples That Have Serious Issues

“I am so fucking mad, I can’t even make a bunny shadow puppet!!”

“Oh c’mon, Diane. Do you really have to steal my celestial energy just because I forgot to do the dishes??”

“Holy shit.

Holy shit!

You just broke the sound barrier!!!”


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18 Sep 2008

THINGS THAT DON'T WORK #12 & #13

sadandbeautifulworld:

#12. Punks “organizing” any type of anti-capitalism/government “revolution” in the interest of “socal change.” Riiiiiiggggght…oy oy..don’t bother, you weiners.

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#13. My Uncle Sal. He seriously has not worked an honest day’s work since ‘88. He spends his day watching “Falcon’s Crest” re-runs on VHS cassettes that my Aunt Betty taped back in the day. When he is not pre-occupied with watching “Falcon’s Crest”, he spends his days TALKING about “Falcon’s Crest”. You wouldn’t think that a man born and raised in Des Moines Iowa would be so into the feuding factions of the wealthy Channing/Gioberti family in the Californian wine industry, but that is where you would be wrong. As a side note, he also polishes old war medals when Aunt Betty has people over. My Uncle has never been in the military, let alone an actual war. Aunt Betty tells me that the medals were bought at the same swap meet where they bought the Ab Roller that sits in the basement. You know the one….it’s right by the Snoopy Sno-Cone machine and the Trivial Pursuit genus edition with all the missing pieces.


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18 Sep 2008

kettering:
sacredsquid
Don’t pretend you don’t love this.  Don’t even pretend that you don’t love every cute or strange cat picture in existence.  CATS ARE HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE AND I STAND BEHIND MY DECISION TO POST ANOTHER CAT PICTURE.  IT IS NOT LAZY.  LOOK AT THESE CATS! THEY ARE POSED TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE CAMPING IN THE WINTER.  WHO THE FUCK CAMPS IN THE WINTER?  CERTAINLY NOT CATS.  AND THUS, THE BEAUTY OF THIS PICTURE IS REVEALED.
Look at the widdle kiddehs.  The cutest kiddehs.  We can impose our own social stigmas and personal issues on pictures of kiddens.  You wanna cheezeburger, widdle kiddehs?  It’s awfully cold out there, camping in the snow.  You look scared.  You can haz cheezeburger.  Awww, cute kiddehs.

kettering:

sacredsquid

Don’t pretend you don’t love this.  Don’t even pretend that you don’t love every cute or strange cat picture in existence.  CATS ARE HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE AND I STAND BEHIND MY DECISION TO POST ANOTHER CAT PICTURE.  IT IS NOT LAZY.  LOOK AT THESE CATS! THEY ARE POSED TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE CAMPING IN THE WINTER.  WHO THE FUCK CAMPS IN THE WINTER?  CERTAINLY NOT CATS.  AND THUS, THE BEAUTY OF THIS PICTURE IS REVEALED.

Look at the widdle kiddehs.  The cutest kiddehs.  We can impose our own social stigmas and personal issues on pictures of kiddens.  You wanna cheezeburger, widdle kiddehs?  It’s awfully cold out there, camping in the snow.  You look scared.  You can haz cheezeburger.  Awww, cute kiddehs.


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16 Sep 2008

sadandbeautifulworld:


“Just leave me alone!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean that”
“Wait….don’t go!”
“Sigh….why do I always do this? When am I going to get it together?”




I hear you, Man Thing.

sadandbeautifulworld:

“Just leave me alone!”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean that”

“Wait….don’t go!”

“Sigh….why do I always do this? When am I going to get it together?”

I hear you, Man Thing.

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16 Sep 2008

thisrecording:


In Which Ceci N’est Pas Une Post
Our girl Melanie puts her face up to the surrealism glass.




That’s me! :)

thisrecording:

In Which Ceci N’est Pas Une Post

Our girl Melanie puts her face up to the surrealism glass.

That’s me! :)

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15 Sep 2008

My Top 20 Favorite Posts From My Favorite Tumblr

Since Tyler wrote such a great post about Tumblr and the blogs herein, I am inspired to share my favorite of favorites.

Sad And Beautiful World (aka Critical Assignment Arms)

I don’t know how he pulls this stuff out of his brain every day at work. I sit across from him and assume he is looking at titties or something about Dennis Wilson and he pulls this on me. I am constantly amazed. It’s a great source of joy in my day. :)

In no particular order:

Bigger Than A Poodle

Five Penises

Totally Dissimilar, Yet Unlike In Every Way #6

Man Thing’s Responsibilities

Ebert & Swamp Thing

Henry the Vacuum Cleaner Continues His Dissertation on Virginia Woolf

Homocidal Grape Ape

Lonely Jenga

Things That Make Me Rethink Eating Sauerkraut #5

Electronic Pioneers

GODZILLA: ANAL WAR

The Guy With the Baseball Hat and Small Dick….Fuck You.

Temp-Thing

The Fiscal Revival Hulk Oh, alright, I made this one but he posted it and he inspired it.

Fashion Advice

LOLz Swamp Thing

Totally Dissimilar, Yet Unlike In Every Way #2

Killing Musicians

The Periodic Table of the Elements as Concert Seating

The Two and A Half People I’d Never Want To Hang Out With


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15 Sep 2008

mollylambert:


Alex’s favorite celebrity couple; Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg in NY during Fashion Week. 
Space Olympics was sporadically funny, as was Cathy. SNL premiere on the whole was a wash.




My favorite couple, too!!!!

mollylambert:

Alex’s favorite celebrity couple; Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg in NY during Fashion Week. 

Space Olympics was sporadically funny, as was Cathy. SNL premiere on the whole was a wash.

My favorite couple, too!!!!

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13 Sep 2008

Happy Birthday Alex and Molly!

Alex:

Molly:


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12 Sep 2008

Mrs. Merrigan was happy to visit with old friends but felt under dressed without her pearls.

Mrs. Merrigan was happy to visit with old friends but felt under dressed without her pearls.

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11 Sep 2008

tobsoya4:


ak47:
すごい実験が行われる、大型ハドロン衝突型加速器 -ぱるぷんてにゅーす


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9 Sep 2008

Reblogging makes me feel like I am cheating

I will get some original content up here soon guys.

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9 Sep 2008

kleptolovestory:

(via themattsmith)


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9 Sep 2008

kleptolovestory:


themattsmith:catbird:woodswoodswoods


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8 Sep 2008

mollylambert:

this one represents Jesus cockblocking you

mollylambert:

this one represents Jesus cockblocking you

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