Carbide Blade Damages Brick
May 1st
The Working Port
Apr 30th
Upholstered Seats
Apr 30th
Koko
Apr 30th
This warms my cockles.
Apr 30th
Bad choice #2.
Apr 29th
Bad choice.
Apr 29th
Hatebeak! Feathercore! Avian Supremacy! Go!...
Apr 29th
Montreal Again
Apr 29th
Four Words for Why I Was Late for Work this...
Apr 28th
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It can happen to you.
(See my latest blog entry for more proof)
Apr 28th
Crazy Moroccan goats.
Apr 28th
I Have Too Many Pens
Apr 28th
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Yelle - Je Veux Te Voir
Yelle + Montreal + This Friday + Me = Yay!!!
Apr 28th
Brent Randall!
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
Scarlett Johansson may be hot, but she should...
Apr 23rd
Oh hai.
At least 60% of this is hot.
Apr 22nd
Rinse. Repeat.
Apr 22nd
Oh, Natalie Dee!
Apr 20th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Apr 20th
The Hub
Apr 20th
Tree Bark Looks Beautiful in the Rain
Apr 18th
Watch the Newest South Park - Over Logging
Apr 18th
I Like George Harrison’s Contributions to the...
Apr 18th
Hump the floor!!
Apr 18th
Yep, that’s me.
Apr 18th
Check it.
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Justice in Montreal (March 2008)
I just remembered I went to this. I haven’t been listening...
Apr 17th
And which way to la toilette?
Apr 17th
Garlic in My Ears
Apr 17th
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Dell sucks.
But I back this ad. Devo, shiny things and ladies.
Apr 17th
Interview with Jason MacIsaac of The Heavy...
Apr 17th
“Copious amounts of red saliva that the Komodo dragons...”
— http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko...
— http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ko...
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
So terrible. So funny.
Apr 15th
Input/Output
Apr 15th
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ONE MAN BAND PLAYS “EYE OF THE TIGER”
Bwhahahahahaha.
Apr 14th
The most pressing question ever.
Apr 14th
It’s a busy day here at Assholes. Post and...
Apr 14th
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Hubble Finds First Organic Molecule on Extrasolar Planet
I dream about Hubble and I drool over the...
Apr 14th
Ahhhh the Germans.
Apr 13th
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Compare and Contrast: Skinny Puppy
This video, Protest, is not amazing. It was made in the last...
Apr 13th
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Compare and Contrast: Skinny Puppy
This video, Testure, is fucking amazing. It is circa 1988.
...
Apr 13th
“And though it may be madness,
I will take to the grave...”
— Joanna Newsom (Sawdust amd...
— Joanna Newsom (Sawdust amd...
Apr 13th
“Hi! My name is Joanna Newsom and I am unbelievably...
Apr 13th
I love Jane Birkin. (via sadandbeautifulworld)
Apr 11th
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Steak mittens and deer shanked.
Halifax’s Picnicface.
Apr 9th
The Pony Project
Apr 8th
It begins.
Apr 7th
LOL BOTS
Apr 7th
Audrey and I should make babies.
Apr 7th
Nevermind the face. Especially nevermind those drawn-on...
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
It really is a terrible font.
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Call to All Pornographers
When I google “Escher porn”, I get nothing. For the good of mankind, get cracking.
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Where Are The Dogs Humping.com
Apr 5th
I realized that nataliedee.com exists only after I’d...
Apr 5th
A damn fine ad.
Apr 5th
Thanks for being so fucking hot, Milla.
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
When I get a 1980 Camaro Z28, I am only going to blast Weird Al.
I am also going to get fuzzy...
Apr 4th
I firmly believe that Weird Al should remake every song from the past 40 years of popular music.
Apr 4th
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“Wanna a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece round here somewhere.”
Apr 4th
Get Rid of the Fucking Penny
Apr 4th
R.I.P. Klaus Dinger
Apr 4th
70s Funny Cars
Apr 4th
“For someone so perverted, why do you make me work so hard?”
— A friend, about me.
— A friend, about me.
Apr 4th
Mix Tape USB Stick
Apr 4th
“Why am I wearing pants?”
— Me
— Me
Apr 4th
My Muxtape
Apr 4th
“Fuck wine.”
— Me
— Me
Apr 3rd
Amazing.
Apr 2nd
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Elephants Paints Self Portrait
My mind is fucking blown.
Read the article.
Apr 2nd
Sometimes, I use my brain to do things other than stare at...
Apr 2nd
Glass Jellyfish!
Apr 2nd
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And you thought Fleshlights were only for secret splooging.
Apr 2nd
This is like peanut butter and jam.
Apr 2nd
This may rekindle my love for pizza.
Apr 2nd
Robot Porn
::: Solo:Anal: Gangbang: Bukkake: Voyeur: Amateur: Fetish: Assembled by my drunk...
Apr 2nd
Nature hates you too.
Apr 2nd
The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Apr 2nd
Resistor Porn.
Apr 2nd
Hottest use of a belt buckle so far.
Apr 2nd
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Oh fuck. Philip Glass. Sesame Street. Geometry.
Apr 2nd
Listen
Britney Spears as poetry. (Made by me via ATT)
Apr 1st
True and sad.
Apr 1st
I searched “frog suit porn” but I guess I...
Apr 1st
“There’s a theater right up Western, with seven...”
— Tom Waits
— Tom Waits
Apr 1st
Become a Virgle Pioneer
Apr 1st
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Coffee and Cigarettes - GZA, RZA and Bill Murray
“Are you a bug, Bill Murray?”
Apr 1st
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Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus
Every man should sound like Tom Waits. Le sigh.
Apr 1st
“Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.”
— Isaac Asimov
— Isaac Asimov
Apr 1st
Most cowboy porn is gay cowboy porn.
Apr 1st
Always where you’d least expect.
Apr 1st
Mmm…vintage titties.
Apr 1st
I am not a fan of facial hair.
Apr 1st